First off, the infamous pak2. Now you must be saying, hey impulse 9 made that. Actually, here’s my first point of receiving the idea, then "making the mother fucker." I thought rods through players was a perfect idea, you can see your enemy through a wall, floor, sometimes they peak out of the water, and most of all, it helps me at the SNG room and RA room on the infamous deathmatch map dm3. Now for those of you that know me, know that I have yet to lose an equal health fight to an hpb in the SNG room. The closest anyone has ever gotten me was a one "Pepsibot" who got me to 8 health, but I think he is also a fellow cheater anyway :D. Now for the RA room, I’m almost unbeatable in there also, but I have lost, and plenty of times, mostly to fellow lpb cheaters. Here’s some shots of how much pak2 really does help.

Second, I do use hacked maps. Now, before you get your panties in a twist, I have long since stopped using vised and hacked walls, they are really too confusing. In quake, you really need a sense of blindness to have a normal fight in one room. With the hack I tended to look into other rooms not focusing on what was right in front of me. The only thing I do sport in the way of a hacked map is textureless maps. I have gone through my pak files, de-texturized all the maps I play a lot (dm3, dm6, e4m3, e4m5). I also did it in ctf but I had all my maps deleted and I didn’t feel like redoing them. I don’t play ctf anymore anyway. Here’s a picture of the dm3 I use now.

Third, I use straight shaft. I don’t use the queer little red one; my straight shaft really isn’t all that "straight". I left it jagged and white like the old shaft, but I made it not quite as jagged and I made it thinner. It really helps a whole lot, with the red straight shaft, it didn’t look like you did any damage and it discouraged me. Here’s a shot of the red shaft, then mine.

Fourth, I use a quad timer. Now my quad timer isn’t even on my computer, it looks like a speed chess clock. When I get or hear quad, I turn the shit on, it beeps once 10 seconds to the minute, then really fast 3 seconds before the minute. Now if you think that’s really cheating, then you’re a faggot, sorry I’m smarter than you.

Fifth, I do have a radar system that I use sometimes. I only use it in public games, not clan matches. Screenshots can catch that shit. It’s almost like richmark’s radar, but mine draws lines to anyone within 50 quake feet of me. I used hex edit to find out how richmark did it, then I made my own.

Sixth and last, I have something where the screenshot command on my computer, flashes quake, replaces my paks back to normal, then takes the shot, flashes back and goes back to normal. I’m able to do this because I keep the connection to the server while I’m doing it, so I don’t leave. Now there is one clan-ring mod that I have yet to defeat, it still sees through it, and in instances like that, I demo every game I play, so if I get "caught" I replay the demo with out my paks and take the shot. Here’s an example.

Now you know what I use to cheat, so lets go into why I’m the "fag" that ruins quake. So you’ve seen people on servers that "play quake for fun". Do I not play for fun? I’m having more fun cheating and beating your ass then you’re having losing, so who’s the idiot? Others would say I have no life and all I do is find new ways to cheat. My cheats took me about 5 hours to compile all together, and I’m better than you for it.

So, why the fuck is cheating so bad? I don’t even consider myself a cheater, I consider myself smarter than who ever I’m beating because they don’t cheat. It’s a known fact that at least 1 in 3 online quake players cheat. I give them props, they’re smarter than your stupid ass. Anyone who is sitting here saying, "I don’t have access to cheats", I’ll send you mine, if you give me permission to put your name on this editorial of people who "cheat". I’m here to join you, and I’m one of the most respected hpb’s of all time, you’re in good company. Now don’t give me some stupid fake ass name, if I don’t feel you deserve my time, I won’t send it, so don’t try to be stupid.

I used to be in respected clans, one of the top among them was in[10]sity. Now, when they found out I cheated, they seriously got pissed at me, and wondered why I would do such a thing. I don’t mean to brag, but I was the best hpb they had, because I cheated. None of them wanted any part of me, so I left. Now I’m settled in rune, a clan who doesn’t care who uses what, we all play for fun, and we beat peoples asses.